Anonymous asked: slendy why do you hate Jeff The Killer and are surrounded by Idiots like me?
I do not hate Jeffrey, I have no idea where you came up with such a notion.
asktheidiotproxy asked: S gave a quick, businesslike nod of her head. "I would highly recommend that all of the proxies of this sector temporarily relocate until such time as the hunters have moved on. My kinship will be looking for any and all signs of proxy activity, but as soon as they are convinced that this sector is empty, they will move on. If they are aware that I am here, however... All of my siblings will gather here. I request permission for Elaine and I to relocate."
Jack nodded in turn. “That is fine, inform the rest of the proxies of the procedure. I will be halting activity in this area for the time being, so that any proxies with double lives may stay around, so long as they stay inactive the hunters should be unable to tell, agreed? As for myself, I feel as though I could pay a visit to another sector while keeping an eye on this area until they have left it.” Crossing his arms, the Slenderman tilted his head slightly in thought. “Will you and Elaine be alright? I trust you, your priorities, and your loyalties but will you hold any remorse if forced to have to face your siblings?”
asktheidiotproxy asked: S looked up at her master, her visible eye betraying her expression of worry. She took a breath, steeling herself for the news she was about to relay. "... While I was returning to base, I nearly had a run-in with... my sister," she reported solemnly. "I was naive in hoping that she was merely passing through... I have been tracking her movements for the past month. She has been joined by three more of my siblings. Their movements indicate that they intend a full proxy genocide."
Jack withdrew his hand, standing up straighter as he rubbed his chin of sorts, pondering the situation. “Thank you for reporting the situation, my dear proxy,” he finally said, dropping his hand so it hung by his side. “This is not a good situation to be in. Tell me, do you have any course of action in mind?” He knew S was bright, and so he wanted to know her thoughts.
asktheidiotproxy asked: "Master, this is S reporting in. The mission you asked of me has been completed, but..." The proxy looks troubled, balling her hands into fists and staring at the floor. "... Sir, there is a problem. Er... rather, we, um..." A sharp clearing of her throat and a snap to attention indicate her wish to keep her appearances together. Just as always.
Jack looked down at his proxy, lightly placing his hand on her shoulder. He did not like the body language the girl was giving off, and her following words troubled him slightly. She had pulled herself together quickly, but her troubles had already been caught by the Slenderman. “What is the problem, my dear S?” He asked in a calm tone.
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I do not need followers, I have plenty of lambs in my fold. Though, you could provide me with more suitable food.
rectumrefreshers asked: Does the mighty slender man have any cats? Or should I call them slender cats?
I did. They are all dead now, though.
